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She just turned towards me after putting on a bunch of lotion and said: "Like a baby's fucking bottom." No laughing, just straight-faced.

Fucking weirdo.
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I don't like when people knock on walls and stuff. I don't know what's going on. It was probably mom...trying to be funny. Stop it! I don't like it. She's trying to get me out of my room. I just got back from a comic book convention, leave me be. I shall be out when I am ready.

Oh and if anyone does read this, look up Don't Hug Me I'm Scared on youtube...



never mind I'll do it for you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=12d5QC…
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It really fucking hates me. I try to go to sleep early and my brain is like freaking plagued with shit that I don't need! It started with one of my friends hurting me, like he hurt my feelings and was being a huge dick, then my best friend shows up randomly the next day and we have a good time, then another friend comes by and they become cool. I'm almost late for school, so I run out and ask them to lock up the house...why I have school on June 19th I don't know. But I run out and realize I forgot something. I go back and my freaking apartment is full of zombies. Apparently now I'm the chick from Resident Evil and I have a gun. I didn't really change, I just had a gun but it was that badass -_- anywho, I killed them all and got to the boss and it was some random dick scientist laughing and he had killed these like middle schoolers I knew, I don't know. So now I'm pissed and I kill him. One of my friends are okay, but I don't know where my best friend went but I'm sure as hell she didn't go back to SC so I think I killed her. Now, I leave for the bus. I go to school and see the guy that pissed me off...dude made me cry. Screw him! Then I go home and it's like everything is fine. Then I wake up the next day and my dad is on bathsalts and tries to kill my mom and I. We jumped off of each of the balconies in the apartment. I had the cat. We called the police and I remember dad coming down the stairs. Then I woke up to freaking Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift. This is not fucking cool. I hate this shit I was ready to cry and call my best friend. Then wake up my mom. Oh and for some reason I thought of South Park at one time and Poison and Wine by The Civil Wars was in the show. When I woke up the first time and went back to sleep that's when shit got fucktarded. I don't even want to leave my room to pee. I'm picking up my knife on the way out. Fuck this. I'm so not in a good fucking mood. Plus my dad isn't home.
...that's not new. Seriously why can't shit go as planned? Why can't people just do what the fuck they are supposed to do? Is it that hard to follow a simple course! It isn't! I'm on my right course! No drugs, no drinking, no sex, shit-no relationship at all! Fuck everything at the moment!
I've got to piss. -_-

:iconcryingplz:
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:la: Oh God yes! True Blood is back! It was great and I'm ready for the new season. It was an awesome start. I wish I was Eric's "sister".
:iconpervplz:
(I couldn't even witness the whole scene since my dad makes a huge deal about it. Why I still watch it with him, I don't know? But it's a family thing. He used to kick me out.)
Holy poop! Tara! Vamp!
There is so much more going on I would put up but...I just don't feel like typing it. I've been having typos all night. Thank you spell check.




Just heard that both of my parents have to work in the morning. I'll get up and watch it over again :iconpervplz:
In the words of Toby Turner, "Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot..."
:heart: Ike Applebaum! :iconericnorthmanplz:
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Okay, so I have a plot, somewhat, of this original story. It's really cool and I told my mother about it and she said it sounds like something she would read. Which I consider a good thing. I just have a hard time getting it on paper. I can see this being a show, more so than a book. Like True Blood...just less violent, and bloody. It has more realistic aspects and people aren't being killed left and right.

OH my lanta June 8th I'm out of prison and June 10th I get to see Eric Northman again :la:

Anywho...It's weird and hard to talk about it too much. I have so much love for this and I don't want to get a reaction from someone similar to the Twilight reaction. Sheesh, a vampire not exploding in the sunlight makes people batshit crazy. Granted, its not getting published so why should I care? Never mind, it's still my baby. Of course I care.
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